My day today

I guess today was quite an eventful day xD. Anyway I'll write in details what happened today

Morning
I woke up at 8:00, I know, strange time to wake up on a Saturday but I like waking up in the morning. Mornings the best xP. Anyway I suppose to work out, watch Chuck and shower and instead it all flopped. I watched tennis, chuck, didn't work out, had a quick shower and had noodles. I suppose to have met up with my friends at 11:30 to eat Toby Carvery, but I didn't even leave the house til like 12:00 xD. First of all, my sister didn't give back my sat nav so I had to go to her to get it and secondly I had to go pick up my friend from Penn which also took forever so in the end I go to Walsall at 13:00 xD and we didn't have enough time to go Toby :( and my 3 friends, they didn't eat breakfast, cause they were hoping to eat a Carvery :(, I felt bad. So yeah our plan at the start flopped. To be honest we were late cause I was watching Chuck in the morning and it was really and sad nearly made me cry :(.

Afternoon
So yeah we were meant to meet up with our other friends at 14:00... yeah that plan didn't work out either cause we left Walsall at 14:00 and didn't get to the temple til like 14:30 and OMDAIZ parking there was crazy. The car park was so tight, I was like literally millimetres away from hitting a car, took me like 6 manoeuvres to get my parking correct. Anyway it was so awkward for me at the temple, being the only chinese person and being the coolest one there. First I had to wear a bandana which made me look an egg head. Next I had to go pray and give money away. I really tried not to swear or do anything bad in a religious place, but I think I did well, only swore once :3. Next I was forced to eat indian food for the first time and man... the green goo I had was so nasty, the bread I had was so plain, the dessert I had tasted like sugary spit and the samosas was proper bum, but that was it and I pooed it all out just. Afterwards was just chilling cause I was just chilling in a room with my mates and aww my friends relatives, I got to admit were bloody cute. But my main goal of today was to meet her sister. Damn. Nah jokes xP I went to the temple today to celebrate my friends birthday xP. So yeah I really enjoyed it over there, but the rules there are quite strict so I wouldn't recommend people to go there to chill.

Evening
Cause my friends family started to go to the temple, me and my other mates didn't want to disturb her so we said our goodbyes :( and went of to maccys and had food then went back to my friends house to chill. Only thing we did there were really lock each other in rooms and scare the crap out of em xD. It was just jokes today really xD. Haven't chilled with them guys properly outside school before in a while and I had a sick time xP. But then, my heart just stopped beating. Some DICKHEAD accepted like 40 of my friend requests, so now I have only 11. So I'm gonna go beat the crap out of him on Monday to make myself feel better. Anyway xD Woot see ya

Pick up Lines

Pick up lines are great to get girl's numbers with. Half of the time it will work, and half of the time it will back fire and the girl would just go WTF and walk away, but who cares xD, they can just piss off ennit xD.

Anyway if you are successful then great xD. My personal experience using pick up lines has failed badly :(. I keep on forgetting how the pick up line goes so I cock up when I say it and afterwards I'm like allow it, but now, I'm rehearsing them and hopefully It'll work xD.

Here's some I found online xD. I'll be using some of these at school tomoz xP!

• What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
• You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
• Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
• I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
• Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
• I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
• I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
• Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems
• Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
• If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
• If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
• "Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?"
• Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
• Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
• Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .
• Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
• If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away
• Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

Valentine's Day

Ok ok ok...... Valentine's day is approaching and instantly you people think couples, dates, chocolates etc. I guess that is true, but who said we can't twist the tradition a bit. Instead I want to plan something out.

Here is what I am suggesting xP:

Get a whole bunch of boys and girls who are single ( even number- 3 girls for me- I joke xD). Then we write down all the girls name and put it in a hat and mix it around and each boy must choose one from the hat ( I get to choose 3) and the girl the boy chooses, he must keep her for the day and treat her like as if she is his girlfriend and no kissing!

Rules
At the start of the date the boy must give the girl a rose.
The boy can spend as much as he wants for the girl.
Yeah that's to it and just have a great time really.

I hope this idea would like stop people moaning about valentine's day and instead they can start enjoying it. I hope what I just suggested above would start becoming the new tradition for Valentine's day well for single people xD. Hi5 for the sick idea xD. Lol

What I want to do one day

It might sound gay to some of you guys. Some of you might laugh at me. Some of you might encourage me to do it. Well I don't care about your opinions! One day I want to go to some random remote village in China and learn karate for one year. I know it's unlikely to happen, but I think it'll be really cool to tell my children one day if I ever do that.

Instead of like learning karate once a week for like 8 years before you are able to achieve a black belt, I prefer to learn karate intensively for one whole year and be a G at it xD. I find learning something once a week is pointless because there's just not enough time to adapt and to learn a new skill. So yeah I just thought it'll be cool to go to China to learn karate for a year xP.

I know it's unlikely to happen because my parents will disagree with me, although they have threaten to send me to China for two years before xD. Also being away from family and friends for a year would be scary. So yeah, it's only likely for it to happen if I was like 'allow life in England' xD, which is unlikely to happen. Also I'm kinda lazy, after like a week or so I will be like to the geezers ' I need a break' and I can imagine em getting pissed off xD.