Saturday 18 February 2012

Urge to slap someone

Everybody hates at least one person, that is a fact, not an opinion. People always hate, we can't help it. We were born to hate and love. We hate some people because they piss us off, we hate people because they interfere with our lives because they're nosey bastards etc. People say there are two options to sort out people you hate.

1) You either slap that person
2) Allow that person and block them out of your life.

Well with me there is a third option and that is basically just gather up all that hate and anger you have on that person and just swallow it. It's true that you will always hate someone in your life, but you don't hate the same person forever because you learn to forgive and forget, if not, then you're not human.

So yeah, right at the moment there are some people in my mind that I wanna beat the crap out off, but I don't do it because I know maybe in a week, or a months time I will be like there is no point in hating them and I just forgive them. If you known me through out my life xD, you would know that I always hate someone then after a week I'm like friendly with those people again. My friends always go WTF cause of that xD. I just don't see the point in hating someone for so long, it just builds up unnecessary stress and anger.

Friday 17 February 2012

Modern Toilet

Modern toilet is basically a name of a restaurant in Hong Kong and Taiwan. The name of the restaurant basically already tells us what's the restaurant is all about. It ain't some everyday restaurant you would go to in town. With this cool and amazing restaurant, all the food that they serve are in a toilet xD... And and the ice cream is shape like a poo and and xD... You sit on a toilet whilst you're eating and afterwards you wash your hands in a toilet xD. Isn't that just awesome!!!

Last October, I nearly accomplished my dream by going to Modern Toilet restaurant, however as we got there, we found out it closed earlier last year :(... It was proper upsetting, however we found out there was another one on the other side of HK. We had no time during our week stay in HK, so I am making sure, this summer, I will go to Modern Toilet in HK!!!

Joining the Army

Past year or 2 I have been thinking about joining the army. I know there's a slim chance that I'll join, but there's still a chance that I might join. To be honest it'll be an honour to join the army and to serve the UK by protecting the people that lives in the UK.

Joining the army is not all about protecting your country, but also at the same time you are learning skills which will be handy to you in your life. You'll learn to be disciplined, which I think will be great as I can sometimes be a little be childish when I shouldn't be. I respect the army and I believe joining the army would be one of the most heroic things I will ever do, if I ever do join the army. 

Some people argue that joining the army is the worse thing that can happen. I guess that's right in a way, but think about it, without the army, would we be living in this country right now?... Did those that die for us was pointless? I see them as heroes, and I would like to be one, one day. 


Thursday 16 February 2012

Hong Kong 2012

Ok well I basically have a big ass long summer this year. 16 days will be occupied watch the LONDON 2012 SUMMER OLYMPICS. I actually can't wait to see Mark Cavendish win the road bike race. He's such a legend. Anyway the olympics start on 27th July and end on 12th August. However my last exam is on 25th June. So I'm thinking I might go Hong Kong from 14th July till 26th-30th July.

I hope this HK trip will be the most memorable one. I'm gonna save up loads of money and just chill everyday whilst I am there. I wanna go to a strip club for jokes, go to massage parlour and of course go clubbing at night. I wanna go swimming at my apartment place, I wanna go shopping and I wanna go and eat exotic food around HK. Those are the reasons why I find HK so amazing. I'm not some typical special retard who always talk about how shit UK is and how amazing HK is cause I think UK has things that makes it amazing and UK is my home :3. Anyway back to the point, if those reasons what I just wrote doesn't make you go crazy about HK, well I think you're just old xD.

There's really no negative point about HK apart from that some people there have no manners. I always open the door for people or help people, and when I do in HK or I get is a stare Maybe in HK people are not use to people opening doors for people xD, but nano... a thank you or a nod would be polite.

Writing about HK has just actually made up my mind about going to HK. I will go xD. I'm gonna book the tickets by end of this month. I'm gonna make this the best holiday I ever am gonna have. Well I hope it's one of those holidays in which 10 years time I look back and smile about.

Who ever wants to or is planning to go to HK, book tickets on 14th July on Emirates airline. WOOT!!!! See you on the flight ;)

Music

Before I never really enjoyed listening to music, I dunno why, I assume cause I never really enjoyed learning to play the piano, so I assume I developed a hate for music then. However as time has passed, I have started to enjoy music, I started to enjoy playing piano, I bought myself iPods so I can listen to music on the go, I went to my first concert (James Morrison) and I always sing on my car journeys whilst blasting out the radio.

People say mother nature is the most powerful thing on earth, I guess it's true, but I say music is the most powerful thing on earth. Music can make you happy, but at the same time also sad. Music can make you rich and famous. Music can make you think about the past, well, it does with me. For example if I listen to BY2 or Michael Wong, I instantly think about the China trip I went to a few years ago. Another example is if I listen to With or Without you by U2 and Fix you by Coldplay I instantly think about certain people.

BONO'S QUOTE: 'Music can change the world because it can change people'. I read this somewhere and I was like wow, that is actually true. Perfect examples are people who came from poor difficult backgrounds such as JB, now look at him, world famous and his music has got everyone crazy xD. I guess music has also changed me in a way. Music has made me a much more happier person and through difficult times in my life, I also go to music for help. If I am angry or sad, I just listen to certain songs and all those emotions just goes away.

Music rock!

Saturday 4 February 2012

Snowed in

Well todays plan was basically go to my friends house and play ring of fire... o how that failed. Since 1pm, it has been snowing none stop. Well it's 11:15 now and it has... but it has been snowing for hours and I roughly measured around 3 inches of snow has fallen.

I saw it coming that people weren't gonna go to my mates house cause well them guys are anti social and have no friends xD. jokes... no I aint. Anyway..... to be honest I don't blame them for not going to my mates house cause even I tried to drive out my drive and it was literally impossible. I was skidding around and I nearly hit the car next to me. I even spent an hour or so trying to clear the drive so that I could go to work, but it was pointless cause as I tried again to pull out the drive, I just kept on skidding. I had to stop trying cause I'm low on fuel at the moment and if I went on like that... yeah... I would've ran out of petrol.

Anyway... I was so pissed off cause I was trying my ass off to get to work by clearing the drive and in the end I was like it aint worth the risk. So since I was geared up to face the cold I was like might as well stay out for a bit and build a snowman... jokes a snowpenis.

I didn't think about building a snowpenis at first, I was actually trying to build a snowman or a woman with big tits. At first I made one ball, then I made another one, whilst I was trying to place the ball on top of the other one... well that was when I got inspired. I just patted snow on top of the two balls for 30 mins and walla.... I tried to make it better by trying to carve veins on to the penis, but it was really hard, I also tried to look for vegetation and add pubes onto the scrotum... yeah that failed too. So in the end... I made a crap snowpenis.

O o... there was some random geezer looking at me for ages. He thought I didn't notice him :3. I bet he wanted to take a picture of it when I went back to the house but instead I knocked it down xP. O o.. Also if you guys noticed I built the snowpenis on the road, this is because that space is suppose to be for me to park, but some dicks always park there and I get really annoyed so I thought it would be funny to build a snowpenis there so when they about to park they have to stop and stare at it xP.
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