My day today

I guess today was quite an eventful day xD. Anyway I'll write in details what happened today

Morning
I woke up at 8:00, I know, strange time to wake up on a Saturday but I like waking up in the morning. Mornings the best xP. Anyway I suppose to work out, watch Chuck and shower and instead it all flopped. I watched tennis, chuck, didn't work out, had a quick shower and had noodles. I suppose to have met up with my friends at 11:30 to eat Toby Carvery, but I didn't even leave the house til like 12:00 xD. First of all, my sister didn't give back my sat nav so I had to go to her to get it and secondly I had to go pick up my friend from Penn which also took forever so in the end I go to Walsall at 13:00 xD and we didn't have enough time to go Toby :( and my 3 friends, they didn't eat breakfast, cause they were hoping to eat a Carvery :(, I felt bad. So yeah our plan at the start flopped. To be honest we were late cause I was watching Chuck in the morning and it was really and sad nearly made me cry :(.

Afternoon
So yeah we were meant to meet up with our other friends at 14:00... yeah that plan didn't work out either cause we left Walsall at 14:00 and didn't get to the temple til like 14:30 and OMDAIZ parking there was crazy. The car park was so tight, I was like literally millimetres away from hitting a car, took me like 6 manoeuvres to get my parking correct. Anyway it was so awkward for me at the temple, being the only chinese person and being the coolest one there. First I had to wear a bandana which made me look an egg head. Next I had to go pray and give money away. I really tried not to swear or do anything bad in a religious place, but I think I did well, only swore once :3. Next I was forced to eat indian food for the first time and man... the green goo I had was so nasty, the bread I had was so plain, the dessert I had tasted like sugary spit and the samosas was proper bum, but that was it and I pooed it all out just. Afterwards was just chilling cause I was just chilling in a room with my mates and aww my friends relatives, I got to admit were bloody cute. But my main goal of today was to meet her sister. Damn. Nah jokes xP I went to the temple today to celebrate my friends birthday xP. So yeah I really enjoyed it over there, but the rules there are quite strict so I wouldn't recommend people to go there to chill.

Evening
Cause my friends family started to go to the temple, me and my other mates didn't want to disturb her so we said our goodbyes :( and went of to maccys and had food then went back to my friends house to chill. Only thing we did there were really lock each other in rooms and scare the crap out of em xD. It was just jokes today really xD. Haven't chilled with them guys properly outside school before in a while and I had a sick time xP. But then, my heart just stopped beating. Some DICKHEAD accepted like 40 of my friend requests, so now I have only 11. So I'm gonna go beat the crap out of him on Monday to make myself feel better. Anyway xD Woot see ya

Pick up Lines

Pick up lines are great to get girl's numbers with. Half of the time it will work, and half of the time it will back fire and the girl would just go WTF and walk away, but who cares xD, they can just piss off ennit xD.

Anyway if you are successful then great xD. My personal experience using pick up lines has failed badly :(. I keep on forgetting how the pick up line goes so I cock up when I say it and afterwards I'm like allow it, but now, I'm rehearsing them and hopefully It'll work xD.

Here's some I found online xD. I'll be using some of these at school tomoz xP!

• What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
• You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
• Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
• I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
• Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
• I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
• I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
• Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems
• Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
• If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
• If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
• "Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?"
• Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
• Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
• Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .
• Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
• If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away
• Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

Valentine's Day

Ok ok ok...... Valentine's day is approaching and instantly you people think couples, dates, chocolates etc. I guess that is true, but who said we can't twist the tradition a bit. Instead I want to plan something out.

Here is what I am suggesting xP:

Get a whole bunch of boys and girls who are single ( even number- 3 girls for me- I joke xD). Then we write down all the girls name and put it in a hat and mix it around and each boy must choose one from the hat ( I get to choose 3) and the girl the boy chooses, he must keep her for the day and treat her like as if she is his girlfriend and no kissing!

Rules
At the start of the date the boy must give the girl a rose.
The boy can spend as much as he wants for the girl.
Yeah that's to it and just have a great time really.

I hope this idea would like stop people moaning about valentine's day and instead they can start enjoying it. I hope what I just suggested above would start becoming the new tradition for Valentine's day well for single people xD. Hi5 for the sick idea xD. Lol

What I want to do one day

It might sound gay to some of you guys. Some of you might laugh at me. Some of you might encourage me to do it. Well I don't care about your opinions! One day I want to go to some random remote village in China and learn karate for one year. I know it's unlikely to happen, but I think it'll be really cool to tell my children one day if I ever do that.

Instead of like learning karate once a week for like 8 years before you are able to achieve a black belt, I prefer to learn karate intensively for one whole year and be a G at it xD. I find learning something once a week is pointless because there's just not enough time to adapt and to learn a new skill. So yeah I just thought it'll be cool to go to China to learn karate for a year xP.

I know it's unlikely to happen because my parents will disagree with me, although they have threaten to send me to China for two years before xD. Also being away from family and friends for a year would be scary. So yeah, it's only likely for it to happen if I was like 'allow life in England' xD, which is unlikely to happen. Also I'm kinda lazy, after like a week or so I will be like to the geezers ' I need a break' and I can imagine em getting pissed off xD.

My rich friend

Where to start with her? Well... she's annoying. She thinks she's Margaret Thatcher or something. She thinks she's gonna be the next PM of Britain. Whatever she says, all the girls follow her. If something don't go her way, she goes AWOL. Anyway enough bad talk about her cause that's it really. There's really not many negative things about her. If you write down all the pros and cons about my rich friend, you'll clearly see my rich friend is an amazing person.

Let's start of with what I like about her. I like that she's a happy person. (I hate moody people). Every time I see her, I always see her with a smile which makes me happy xP. But sometimes she can get in a mood, I guess, it's that time of the month, so that's when I avoid her ^^. She's also caring, when you're down, she will be the first person to notice and she will talk to you and make you feel better xP. Hi5 to her! Finally the most and important thing about her is that she has a hot tub in her house!!! I've never met anyone with a hot tub ever!!! When she told me, I instantly got a boner. I haven't been so excited in a while!!! But the sad thing is, it's been a year since I've known her and I haven't had the chance to go in it :(. Don't worry, I didn't become friends with her cause she's rich. I became friends with her before I knew she was rich. If I remember, the first time I spoke to her was in the school hall and my first opinion of her was that she was a bitch cause she kept glaring at people then I realized she needs glasses xP and she was only squinting so that she could see xD.

Mine and her friendship has been mixed ever since we met last year. At first we were really good friends and that. She always helped me and we would chat everyday. Then something happened......o o I remember now. My Muslim friend did something and she accused me of doing it xD. Ahhh good times xD. I bet, if I remind her why we fell out she would laugh about it xD. I hope xD. Lol. Anyway we forgot about that. And now we are good mates again.

We used to hug loads... :(.... Ever since she read my blog. She stopped. Son a bitch. But it's cool. I don't like hugs anyway, I prefer bro hugs! Also she converted in a Muslim, so it's cool, don't mind not hugging her xD.

So yeah, she's actually really great. You could use her easily for her hot tub. Jokes!!!!! Really she's very beautiful with a great personality which what makes her great^^. Hope she doesn't change at all. If you're the type of person who is shy and that, well when you talk to her. All that shyness just goes away cause that's how friendly she is xP.

Also she's a flop at organizing things. Always chatting about going out and that, then everything backs fire and all she does on Saturday is cry about not going out xD. Teehee!!!!

Yeah ignore my last paragraph. Lol.

Look at that slut. LOL

Running the Birmingham Half Marathon

Several months before the day of the race, I've been waking up at 6am everyday just to do 2 hours of jogging. To make sure I am ready for the race. To make sure I will become number one. To make sure I don't flop. Well...... xD I did try and train for the Birmingham half marathon but I actually couldn't bother. To be honest, I only did one proper training for the half marathon and it was only just to check roughly how long it will take me to run the whole thing. So I ran from Wolverhampton to Walsall and man... it was alright. It wasn't that bad, the only downside was that I wasn't wearing the correct footwear so some of my skin on my foot ripped and that :(.

Before the race I just kept on doing the usual thing I do. Exercise when I bother and eat crap loads of junk food. I barely do any cardio work. I dunno why, but my fitness is still good xP. Anyway as the day of the race approached, I started to panic, not because of the race but straight after the race I had to go to the airport to go Hong Kong. As a lad as expected, I didn't pack much for the holiday, just a few trousers, shirts etc. Anyway the thing that I was worried about was whether I was going to smell on the plane. So I quickly planned out what to do for the race. I set a personal time, I made sure I ran but not enough to make me sweat, and I made sure I drank plenty of water and take deodorant and a clean shirt with me to change into.

On the day I met up with my Indian and Muslim friend. We weren't scared of the race. We were more excited to be honest. None of us has ever ran in a half marathon before and we didn't know what to expect really. As the sound of the horn went, me and my two mates were jogging and discussing about sticking together for a few miles. Well.... it didn't work out in the end. Lol. The Indian one couldn't keep up with the immense pace of me and my Muslim friend and we did try and wait for her but we couldn't find her so we just went ahead. By the way... that was only just 2 miles into the race xD. Keekee. I was really impressed with my muslim friend because I didn't expect him to be able to keep up with me for such a long time in the race. I even thought my Indian friend would beat him. But he proved me wrong. Proud of him xP.

Me and my muslim friend we were just jogging, chilling and motivating each other through out the race. We always motivated each other by telling each other only 7 miles left, we are half way there, etc. At one point I even thought my muslim friend would beat me in the half marathon, but that didn't happen luckily xD. After like 9 miles into the race, as we approached Canon Hill Park, that was when I upped my speed cause I think I was saving all the energy running at a steady pace whilst with him xD. Anyway, I took a sip of Powerade and I felt a buzz and sprinted passed loads and loads of people.

 It was proper gruesome as I approached the finish line. First of all, majority of it was going up hill, my knees were hurting and finally I had like 4 blisters and they were murdering my foot. But the thing is, I didn't let any of those problems effect my performance of the race because every where I went, the crowd always cheered me on. Saying 'Come on David'. I didn't wanna disappoint them so I never really stopped during the race and carried on running and running and eventually finished with a decent time of 2 hours and 29 mins I think.

Why I ran the half marathon 
It's simple really. I wanted to run the half marathon to see what I am capable of and I always have wanted to run a marathon, so a half marathon was a starter. I wanted my two mates to run with me because I thought they would enjoy it with me, which they did. But the main motive for me to run the half marathon was to raise money for 'Children with Cancer'. I felt proud wearing the Children with Cancer shirt whilst running the half marathon. So yeah, if you have any change in your pocket or lying around in your bedroom, please can you donate the money to 'Children with Cancer'. Cheers

O o.... I recommend people to run marathons or half marathons because you get a cool medal in the end xD. Also you get free food and drinks whilst on the run. xP!!! Freebies!

Me, Indian and Muslim (with no medal)

If I ever lose Stripeytofu

I can't predict the future. No one can. I don't know what will happen to me in like 5 or 10 years time. But the thing is, I know for a fact that I will never forget Stripeytofu even if I lose my memory. He's like the other half of me, without him I wouldn't be able to live a full life.

It all started in October half term when me, stripeytofu and my cousin went to HK with me dad. Well my dad wasn't with us like 9/10 of the time, it would've been nice to spend some quality time with him since I only get to see him for like an hour every day since I have to go to school during the day and he has to go to work during the evening. Anyway back to the point. Me, my cousin and stripey were in my flat. We were just resting after a long day of exploring and shopping and us guys, we just sat down on the sofa chatting and that. Whilst at the same time, stripeytofu was filming for his vlog. As you chinese readers should know, the 10 dollar note is suppose to be indestructible. However stripeytofu has proven the theory wrong. With his powerful strength, he barely flinched when he ripped the 10 dollar note into half. I was shock and at the same time impress with his sheer strength. Even when I tried to rip the 10 dollar note, the only thing I did to it was crease it. I wish I was as tonk as stripeytofu. I guess him eating all those tofu has given him a lot of strength. I'm gonna start eating tofu now xD.

I wasn't going off target in the last paragraph. Don't worry guys. Anyway now you guys know there are two halves of the 10 dollar note right. Well basically, me and stripeytofu thought of the idea of giving each other the ripped 10 dollar note. At first, I thought, are you gay? but then he explained that, what if one day, we split apart and somehow, one of us get plastic surgery or whatever and to know who we are, we have the 10 dollar note. lol It's like a love story, but it ain't. It's more like a bro story.

Isn't it beautiful

It's ripped :(

LOL

My Girl- Friend

At first we never really spoke. She was always quiet and she always speaks to my other mates instead. What a bitch. It's not like I cared anyway :3. No offence she has a weird name anyway, I never heard of it before plus I couldn't pronounce it at first and I always kept on calling her Savannah instead cause that name is cooler xP.

Anyway, I dunno how we got close. It's been too long now for me to remember. But I got to admit, I'm glad we got close ^^. Looking at her you might think she's a thug who would nick your wallet at knife point. As people say, never judge a book by it's cover 8-). Really, she's the sweetest girl you would ever meet. Also she cries a lot especially when someone touches her eye ( personal joke), LOL!!! Girls crying is just weird in general, but o well I always make her laugh anyway. I've met so many people in my life, but I haven't met someone as incredible as her. Normally, I would get bored of people easily and just drift apart from them but with her, I guess I can't stand a day without speaking to her :(, jokes! cause during the holidays I can't bother to keep in contact with anyone really, like her :o. But really, everyday we talk, well apart from when she skives school, but it's cool. She's a great person to chat to as well ^^, I doubt that I will ever get bored of chatting to her ^^. 

You guys must wonder what we chat about since we always talk? Well, we normally bitch about people to be honest, Ok ok ok.... I do most of the bitching and she does most of the laughing and agreeing xD. O well xD. I bet that's why she's my friend only, cause I make her laugh all the time... pfft.

You guys must think now that we don't have a life if we only just bitch about people? Well you're wrong cause we actually do talk about other things such as planning out a day out, checking our progress at school, family life and how slutty she is xD jokes xD. 

To prove how close we are. She chooses me over her girl group ^^. Teehee. For example at break time, there I am, in the corner sitting all by myself and opposite the class room are the bunch of her girl mates. Guess what, she goes to me instead of them. Yeah, that's right bitches, I win. Lol. Also, I remember one time I fell out with all of the girls cause I'm such a G of a prick, she was the only one I didn't fall out with :o. Thinking about it, why didn't we fall out? lol. I also remember I tried to turn her against them but she didn't wanna. Didn't I tell you guys she's the sweetest girl.

Spoke quite a bit about her, now I'm tired and I wanna sleep. To be honest, I could go on and on and talk about how incredible she is, heck, I could write a book about her, but I can only blog, but that show's how incredible she is :(. Anyway to sum her up in three words. I would say she's Bubbly, Intelligent and a slut... jokes nah she's pretty really. 

I'm glad I met her because school would've been boring without her :(. Plus I like making her laugh cause her laugh is G xD, well, I like making people laugh in general to be honest. Lol it's bugging me now, I've been trying to reminisce how we got close whilst writing this blog. Hmmmm...

O yeah, lol, she's a terrible drinker, she makes me finish off all her drinks. Puss!!! 

Look at that slut. Lol

Missing Someone :(

Ok I don't really miss anyone at the moment xD. I just felt like blogging about missing someone cause I thought it would be a cool topic and you guys would enjoy reading it :3.

Hmm, It's hard for me to miss someone xD. Let me think about it. Give us a sec.

Ok I got it xD.

Well obviously I love my family and being away from them for a while would make me think about them loads. But when I went on the summer camp in 2009, I didn't call my family not once for a month :O. I did miss them, just I didn't know how to call back to Britain using a China phone xD. Also I spent all my money on buying food in China so I had no money for phone credit :(. O well. O also on that trip I guess saying goodbye to my friends that I have been seeing everyday for a month was hard. I didn't cry like most people, but I guess I was pretty sad and quiet on my journey back home. You guys get me... right?... when you have like an amazing time for a month and gotten close with people and all of a sudden it's all over and you have to say goodbye and you are likely not to see them again.

Looking into the future now. If I do get into uni, hopefully. Lol. I guess it would be goodbye to most people. Well I was hoping goodbye to everyone but seems like everyone wants to go to fucking Manchester University. I mean like literally half the year is going to Manchester University. I'm like 'COME ON', I wanna make new friends. Lol. Anyway back to the main point. I say I won't miss my friends, but to be honest I think I would miss every single person at my school, including that curly bastard James. I know for a fact that on the last day of school I will be reminiscing all the amazing memories I had at my school. It's like I can picture it, in like 5 years time, me and my mates would have a meet up at the pub, having a drink, having laughs and talking about the funny memories at skwl :3.

I guess friends and family are important as they bring you happiness and memories that you would cherish everyday of your life. But everyday is a new chapter in your life. You create more memories and happiness to remember. You'll likely to make friends and lose friends throughout your life and yeah, you'll be sad about it, but the memories will never die right? Everyday is precious, so make the most out of it so you can talk about it in 5 years time cause I know I would xP.

Why I will never get fat

If you are my friend or family or whatever, you know how much I eat and you wonder why I ain't fat like you guys xD. jokes. Nah on a level, some of you need to drop a few pounds. Lol. Anyway xD, I make sure I eat three meals a day and sometimes I can eat up to 5-6 meals a day xP. I'll tell you guys what I eat during the day, it varies loads, but most of the time I have:

Breakfast: I have dumplings or double egg sandwich or noodles or pie or maccy breakfast. LOL and a bottle of evian.

Lunch: I'm at school most of the time so I have school lunch cause it's so bum!!! if not I go to maccys or the chippy. To drink, at school I drink nothing, if I go to the chippy, a can of sprite, at maccys a cup of coke xP. Also when I go maccys I get a free hamburger cause I have a student card ^^.

Tea: Ok, I'm confused now on what you call these meals. I'll just make it up on the way. Anyway after school, I mainly drive me and my bro to the takeaway and I tend to have steak most of the time, but if my takeaway runs out of steak, I have chicken fried rice with curry xD. O o I also drink water or coke with that meal.

I get home and wait an hour or two: My mum makes food for my sisters at home, but sometimes I feel hungry still so I just have some as well xD. It's basically just rice, some vegetables, fish, and like ribs or chicken. O o I have evian with that meal.

When I go pick up my mum from work: Everyday I go pick up my mum from the takeaway cause the bus stopped running from my takeaway to the house so I'm like, 'I'll pick you up everyday'. Anyway I feel hungry again ennit, so I order more food. I always order fried rice, with chips and curry. O and I drink evian with that meal  as well.

Throughout the day: I guess sometimes I have a chocolate bar or something like that If I am feeling hungry. Sometimes I just drive to Asda just to buy cake xD. Also I make fried rice, noodles or egg sandwich cause yeah those are my favourite foods to be honest xD.

You guys must be thinking now, how the hell can you eat that much and still not be fat. Well it's simple:

Firstly I exercise frequently cause I wanna stay fit and in good shape cause I just don't want to be fat.

Secondly I think cause I chew a lot of gum, yeah.. I dunno how to explain it. lol

Thirdly I have daily dumps. As in you know, I shit a lot. I shit everyday, sometimes twice. So yeah.

So yeah if you guys don't want to get fat, I guess just chew gum everyday cause you get fresher breaths and I guess it helps with losing weight xD. Also eat a lot of fibre so that you can shit most of the things you eat out everyday xD. O o... Yeah.. you lazy buggers, go exercise.

 If you guys can't bother to do all that then just eat healthy xP or starve yourself. Jokes about the last point though. If you exercise and that, you feel much better about yourself. Trust me xP. I hate it when people complain about being fat -.-.... it's like do something about it or I'm gonna cuss the crap out of you.

xD.

My bros

Through out my life I make friends, lose em, make new friends and lose em. I guess I have quite a few friends but I know for a fact me, my cousin and stripeytofu will stay friends til we go to university where we would meet new friends. Jokes xD. Nah on a level, I see us three in 10 years time going to wing wah every saturday afternoon eating food and having a laugh and that

I don't wanna sound gay and ruin my manly image xD. lol. Anyway let's start of with my cousin. Wow how should I start with him. I've known him ever since we were born, I mean it, lol, he's 7 days older than me xD. We were born in the same hospital, went to the same primary school, went to the same chinese skwl, same tutors, same piano teacher, and now we are at the same secondary school. But it's all going to change this year as that bastard didn't apply to Manchester university and instead he is heading of to Warkwick. Anyway I wish him the best of luck xP. I literally treat my cousin like a brother.. even more than my actual brother. LOL! owell. I'm not going to hide it, but we have slept on the same bed.... several times. This doesn't show that we are gay... it shows BROMANCE!

If you need help, and you are looking for someone then he's the man to go to. Every time when I'm stuck on my homework or anything technical I go to him, cause man, he's a boy genius. That cunt face don't need to go to skwl and still can get straight As at skwl xD. Anyway back to being nice xP. Although sometimes he has mood swings, deep down and if you get to know him. Well I can tell you this, he's the sweetest guy you will ever meet. Normally I cuss the crap out of loads of people but he doesn't, he looks at the good side of people and I'm like damn... lighten up, but that part of him makes him who he is. A caring person xP.

I remember in my life I was pretty down at one point. I know... most of you guys must be shock as you always see me smiling and happy all the time :3. But yeah, during that time he would FaceTime me every day and talk to me for hours to keep me company and to cheer me up. I will never forget that. I feel like as if I owe my life to him :3. If it wasn't for him, I wouldn't be the person I am today, a funny prick. With his words of wisdom, it made me from feeling down beat, to feeling happy and optimistic xP.

Anyway yeah. Guys when you meet him, don't be put off if he seems quiet cause he's that type of person. But boy if you met him a few years ago, I doubt you would have a chance to ever talk to him, but over the past few years his confidence has really risen. Talk to him first, approach him, cause once you do, I guarantee you would make an amazing friend. He's a top lad who would make you laugh none stop. Trust me. I would say follow him on his blog, but I ain't gonna tell you guys his blog until he follows me first. LOL!

I'll talk about stripeytofu and this other lad tomoz xP

My cousin

Stripeytofu is the best

I never had any heroes in my life or anyone to look up to. But if I had to say someone I would say stripeytofu. He's the perfect example of someone who is wonderful, caring and funny. When I am down, I always go to him for help, even when I was at my lowest which was around early last year and when he isn't around, to cheer myself up, I would go and read his awesome blog.

Stripeytofu's blog is not only funny and entertaining but some of his posts are just god damn inspirational. Some of his posts just makes me go 'wow'. I never enjoyed reading before apart from reading the news on BBC or go on Wikipedia, but now, before I sleep, I go through every bodies blog and read, especially stripeytofu's. Actually sometimes I even read his blog over and over again so I can memorise it and on the next day I would recite it to him to show how dedicated I am to reading his blog.

Who ever is reading this post I do highly recommend everyone to follow stripeytofu's blog and read each post a hundred times. Believe me you would not get tired of reading his posts over and over again, if you do, you're just weird.

 Even if you have never met stripeytofu in real life, just by reading his blog you just know he is the most popular and awesome guy in the whole of Burntwood. No lie. I never lie. He is just god damn awesome.

I'm even going to admit he beats me by the number of views per minute, per hour, per day and even so far this year. Just by looking at the statistics it has already backed up my case showing how amazing stripeytofu's blog is. So guys do yourselves a favour now. Click on the link below and just follow this amazing person's blog. God bless him!

http://stripeytofu.blogspot.com/

My hero

FOLLOW MY BLOGS YOU WILLY FACES!!!

I'm trying to compete with stripeytofu here guys. I want to have more followers than him. At first I was winning by a margin with 8 followers to his 1. Now we are level and that is annoying, even though one of his followers is himself!!! Anyway, follow me and I'll be your slave for the day ;). Rawr

The bitch who put cake on my face. Lol

Basically it was just an ordinary bad ass karaoke You know, typical karaoke stuff such as drinking, singing and dancing. But then all of a sudden I was attacked, it was a surprise attack so I couldn't do anything about it and I was tipsy so I couldn't think straight. Lol. So I had an excuse. Anyway the birthday girl thought it would be funny to put cake on my face and she thought she could get away with it. Pahahaha, no, I chased her back and slapped some cake back on her face and her precious little hair. That's what I thought bitch! Still xD had a sick night and happy birthday to Priscilla!!!!

Also if any of you guys know who victor is tell me cause I have loads of funny pictures of him. Keekee!!!

Cake on my face xP

Birthday Girl!

Karaoke

You know.... I take back what I said about karaoke in my last blog. Karaoke is actually amazing. No lie. Ok at first it was awkward cause the Chinese people suppose to be the majority at the karaoke room but this time we were classified as the minority as there were more Indian people than Chinese at the karaoke *awkward turtle*.

Anyway back to the point, me and the Chinese lot didn't really fit in so we kept going out the karaoke room so me and my mate victor was like allow this shit let's get a few drinks to relax ourselves which we did and boy did it help xD. We were hard core as usual... Drinking the most out of everyone. We were drinking the hard core shit as everybody else was drinking alcopop. Lol.

Basically at the karaoke we danced, drank and joked around loads. I'll show you photos but it's all on my camera. I might up load the pictures Tomoz if I can even bother xD but man such a good night. The downside of the night was that the spring roll tasted like a penis and we all had to pay £15 for karaoke :(.

Let's go karaoke!!!! Jokes I still hate it. Today was a one off xD. Sick night!!!

Jellyness ( I made up that word)

Sometimes I don't get why people get jealous. In my opinion I think people should be proud of what they achieve in life or how ever they look. I ain't gonna lie I use to get jealous even for the stupidest reasons for example if someone gets with the girl I like or If someone gets an iPhone before me xD!

I guess most people can't help to get jealous of people. I hear loads of, lets say ordinary girls tell me that they are jealous of this girl and that because she's more beautiful than them and I always tell them don't be jealous, it ain't a nice feeling and you should be proud of who you are and how you look because those are the type of girls that are wonderful xD. Girls who does not care how they look and that are not jealous of others are rare :3. Boys tend to go for girls because of the personality... well I do xD than looks.

I used to be jealous of.. yeah I aint gonna say his name xD. I guess he's just better than me at most stuff in life but o well and he's a great lad. I have learnt to appreciate who I am and what I achieve in life, so what ever I do, for example, like if I get an A in a homework, I'll be happy for what I have achieved and not give a shit about if some one else got an A*. I admit I ain't the smartest person so I just set my own personal goals and achieve them and not care about other peoples' achievements.

So yeah people who are reading this blog you know that you have been or are jealous of someone and I'm telling you not to!. Go into your bathroom and switch on the bloody lights and stand in front of that mirror and look at yourself and just smile because that person you see in that reflection is a great person xP.

Girls Part 2

As I said previously I have met many girls in my life... ok ok xD for the past 3 years only xP. Anyway, in my previous post I don't think I described the girls that I liked before... I think... I won't say their names or give too much details that people can guess them xD. LOL. Also it's gonna be hard for me to describe them cause I haven't spoken to most of them for AGES!!! but I will try my best.

I guess being away from girls for like 3 years has made me not know what an amazing girl would be like. If you get me. To think someone is amazing, you have to at least meet a handful of girls and you have to know them well before you actually give an over all judgement on one girl that you only met and spoken to for like a day. Anyway This girl, Mmm if I remember she's quite a happy person, very popular and pretty... well I use to think she was pretty xD... then I thought she was ewww, but now I think she's pretty again xD. Anyway, haven't spoken to her for like over a year. Wonder what she is up to xD.

The next girl I liked... ok there was around 2 girls I think xD. The only reason why I liked em was cause I thought they were extremely pretty. Anyway, I think both of them are doing fine. Well I know one of em is doing really well in life ^^. The other one.... she's a thicko. lol

Ok basically the next few girls I cba to say anything about em cause I just thought they were pretty.. never really liked em. I tried to get to know them... but man I have never met so many boring people in my life!!!

Finally... I might like a girl atm :O!!! If you get to know her... she's actually quite amazing xD

Quick Post

You guys must be wondering, or if you even noticed xD that I have changed the title of my blog. The reason is, I was reading some random geezer's blog and he made the same blog title as mine and I was like WTF so I changed it. So yeah.

Dedication to Scatterbrain xP

1.       Nicknames? Stud Muffin

2.       Favourite subject? Geography I like learning about the world xP

3.       Favourite drink? Evian ^^

4.       Favourite band/artist? It's either One Republic, Keane or Coldplay :3

5.       What would you name your kids? If it's a boy: Liam or Jason. Girls: Emma or Emily (thought about it ages ago :3)

6.       Any pets? Rabbits man!!! or a dog

7.       Favourite colour? bogey colour GREEN!!!

8.       Favourite movie? I don't really have one but IP Man is pretty good xP

9.       Favourite year of life? got to be every year cause I cherish every year xP

10.   Favourite quote? You Jelly? ( I made up that phrase :3)

11.   What type of phone do you have? iPhones 4 life 

12.   How tall are you? mmm I think 5,8 I'm short. I know

Karaoke

Well tomorrow, I am going to my first karaoke in like 2 years I think... Hmm. Yeah around that time xD.

You know... Being Chinese I should be hyping about it and throwing my chop sticks in the air, but no, I'm dreading it. The reasons why I hate it is because firstly some people can't sing. I know I know, they're doing it for the fun of it, but the thing I hate the most is when they sing legendary songs that I always love and when I hear their dreadful voices singing songs maybe like by Mariah Careh, the hair on the back of my neck stick up and in my head I'm like wtf is that.

Secondly, karaoke is pretty damn expensive, no joke. You have to pay up to like £10 Every time you go and the money contributes to food and drinks. You would expect the food to be bum ting cause it's Chinese food ennit, but no, at karaoke, the food is rock hard cold and it stinks like shit sometimes. Also with the drinks, some A hole alcoholics would drink all the drinks before everyone even gets to have a sip. Mother fuckers.

Finally there are always thieves at karaokes. No joke, peoples phones and iPod always get jacked. So yeah people watch out for me Tomoz xD! Yeah thats right!

I thought I was loner :(

It was a cold Monday morning, the sun was shining onto me whilst I was driving and I was like shit, so I normally go pick up my phone to check for a text... But I didn't get any. It happened again on Tuesday and Wednesday and I thought wow.... What have I become.... A loner, a reject, a penis... Anyway you get the point. But then I think on Thursday xD.... I had a message popped up on my iPhone saying you can't receive text messages due to your inbox being full and I was like hmmm. I deleted loads and loads of texts and xD... Through out the day.... I was bombarded with texts from the past few days... :.). O yeah you son of a bitches!!!! I win!!!! Yeah I only replied back to one person cause I cba with you mother fuckers!!!!!!!! But still continue to text me xD.

O sorry my followers for not blogging yesterday, I was revising. Ill try my best to blog more later today and through out this month :3.

O o... Who thinks my new layout of the blog is baaaaddddd? And the music.... Great choice ;)????

Being Lonely :(

No No No. It's not what you think guys. I don't want a girlfriend. I dunno how to describe how I am feeling at the moment. Most of the time in life I don't really need people in my life, but I dunno at the moment I feel like I need someone, someone to chat to. I'm just lying on my bed at the moment trying to blog what's up with me and how I am feeling. But man it's hard to write out or even to think what is wrong with me at the moment. I should be revising at the moment but I'm not in the mood to and if I do nothing will go in. Hmmm I think cause exams are coming up I am feeling like this, maybe I ain't feeling lonely. Instead I am feeling worried that I will flop up these exams. Hmmm!!!! Yeah I'm confused xD

Having enemies is a good thing?

It's true, I have many many friends, but I also have some enemies. Having enemies is good, it's like Ying and Yang, you got to balance out good and bad xD. LOL. Nah on a level, I have enemies in my life is really to spice up my life and that some people are actually piss takers and I just can't help to hate them.

I ain't a guy who hate easily, I might get annoyed with people for like a day or two and I just ignore them till I cool off and I just apologise or chat to people again normally as if nothing has happened. But in rare cases there are people who I will hate forever and that I will never talk to. People tell me I should make up with them and that, but I'm like nah, it's my life, I decide on what to do. The only way people can really tick me off is by interfering with my private life, so word of warning people xP.

I love my friends and I love making new friends as well. I enjoy having laughs with my mates, bitch about people and have one on one conversations em xP. But I'm a terrible friend :(. I'm the type of guy who would get bored of people easily and I have phases and would not talk to people for a while. I'm a dick right. So yeah, you would likely see me being close with some person and after a few weeks you would see me and that person not talk for a while. So yeah, that's just me. I also don't like getting close with people so yeah that's me.

A great Movie

I enjoy watching movies. I don't have time now a days, but before I use to watch loads and loads of movies and I would recommend loads of movies for people to watch but the list is too long, but I guess I can name one movie xD. THE NOTEBOOK!

I think the Notebook is one of the most amazing romantic film ever made. Your eyes are glued to the screen whilst you are watching the film. I just found it sweet how like the geezer got the girl to agree on a date with him xD. But the most touching part of the film is got to be how the guy stays with the girl even when she has Alzheimers. His family is like come home with em, but the geezer was like no and that he believed in the girl to regain her memory and hope she will remember who he is. That is true love xP. Teehee.

Romeo and Juliet

I was never good at english and I never really enjoyed english lessons. I always dread it when I had english lessons. It was so boring and I had to do so much work. My teacher always shouted at me because I never do my work and if I do the work I get terrible grades. Over all I got B in English GCSE. Although I did alright in my exams, getting A*, As and Bs, the coursework grade put me down cause I got like a like a C.

Anyway I guess my english lesson wasn't that bad at all. I actually did enjoy reading one book (Of Mice and Men) and a play (Romeo and Juliet). I really enjoyed reading Romeo and Juliet because I guess it was cute xD... but sad at the same time :(. In my point of view I thought the film was amazing, well the modern version. I recommend people to watch it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4Rs8NcgAVA&feature=related

Romeo and Juliet

I was never good at english and I never really enjoyed english lessons. I always dread it when I had english lessons. It was so boring and I had to do so much work. My teacher always shouted at me because I never do my work and if I do the work I get terrible grades. Over all I got B in English GCSE. Although I did alright in my exams, getting A*, As and Bs, the coursework grade put me down cause I got like a like a C.

Anyway I guess my english lesson wasn't that bad at all. I actually did enjoy reading one book (Of Mice and Men) and a play (Romeo and Juliet). I really enjoyed reading Romeo and Juliet because I guess it was cute xD... but sad at the same time :(. In my point of view I thought the film was amazing, well the modern version. I recommend people to watch it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4Rs8NcgAVA&feature=related

Don't take criticism to heart

Not many people have faith in me. It's understandable because I'm like lazy, prickish and unreliable. It never really affected me when just my mates and other people don't believe in me, but for my dad to have no faith in me was the saddest moment in my life :(.

Through out my life, I haven't really tried at school or put in any effort.. I haven't really found any motives to do well at school. Every time when exams approaches I just quickly revise the night before and hope what I revised comes up in the test which has happened loads xD. So I'm really lucky to be honest to have okish grades even though I know I could've done way way better. Owell. Loads of people have called me thick and that, such as teachers and friends but I just ignore them and don't take it to heart cause I know myself I ain't thick.... I'm just lazy. Lol.

Next really is piano. I never tried at piano at all because I didn't really enjoy it and I found it hard so I was a slow learner. My parents are always like 'why you still having lessons for? its pointless' and 'I'm like you forced me' -.-. Before they used to laugh at how crap I played. But like 2 years ago, xD my cousin got me into enjoy playing piano. Before I used to play boring classical music which I never enjoyed but my cousin and stripeytofu showed me cool musics to play such as wedding dress and fairy tale etc, which I really enjoyed playing. Even though I stopped piano grading, I still play the piano frequently and enjoy playing it loads xP. Now my parents enjoy listening to me playing the piano xP. Btw lads, girls love it when guys can play the piano. Same with guitar that's why I learnt to play Hero by Enrique xP. Teehee.

Finally learning Chinese. I gave up learning Chinese way too easily cause I found it hard and I didn't enjoy learning it. My grandad always criticise me for not learning chinese. I guess in a way it's bad because I always want to have nice decent conversations with my grandparents but cause of my limited chinese, I can't :(. It's improving though and I'm learning it in university xP.

Anyway I want people to know that through out your life you are going to get criticised a lot and at first I thought people are dick heads and spiteful for doing it but then, to think about it, maybe your friends and family criticise you for a reason, maybe they do it to show that they care for you and to tell you in a mean way what you are doing wrong. I guess really people you shouldn't take criticism to heart because it'll just make you feel down beat. As long as you have faith in yourself then you'll do fine. Just like me when no one believed in me, I didn't really care because I've always had faith in myself xP.

Always take a risk

I'm not gonna lie. I know I'm hard and that but I am scared of a lot of things. Well that was before, now I'm barely scared of anything because through out my life I conquered a lot of my fears.

Let's start of with the dark. I use to be so scared of the dark, it was unbelievable. It was because I used to think there was some kind of demon hiding in the dark that would jump out and attack me. I was so scared that when I need a toilet in the middle of the night, I would stay awake all night trying to hold In my pee till the morning. Lol. Man that was hard. Anyway as I got older, I stopped believing about monsters, ghosts and demons so I don't the dark now ^^.

My next fear was needles. I hated needles. I even remember the time when I had an injection on my ass and that was years ago. It hurt me mentally and physically. Anyway, after like over 10 years of without having an injection I was forced to have injections before I went on my China trip. I nearly got away with it but my parents found out my cousin was having his injections so they forced me to have injections as well by booking me an appointment with my GP. Man I was dreading it as I arrived at my GP. I remember I was shaking my body around and jumping to relax myself to make myself not look like a pussy xD. Anyway when the nurse was about to put the needles in my arm I was like 'wait' lol. And I tensed my arm, shut my eyes and turned away. Lol. She jabbed the needle in my arm and was like it's gonna hurt if you don't relax so yeah I had to relax but the nurse was so damn nice! To help me get through the injections she distracted me by asking me questions and I didn't feel the pain. Hi5 to that woman! I want a tattoo as well, I wonder how well I would cope xD.

My final fear has got to be roller coasters and heights. I haven't really conquered those fears yet, well I have attempted xD. With height, well.. Lets say my family have a flat in Hong Kong and it's only the 29th floor, I never really look down and if I do, I feel drowsy. With roller coasters, well when I went to Drayton Manor and I went on storm force 10 because it seem not scary xD and yeah it was. Lol. Fucking deceiving bastards. There was a massive drop and I had to scream so that I wouldn't have that weird feeling on my stomach. Lol.

Anyway I blogged about taking risks because I know that everyone is scared of at least one thing. I don't have that much courage and I'm not really brave but I was able to conquer some of my fears through out my life. So who ever is reading this blog, maybe for your new years resolution it could be conquering your fears. You don't have to be big and brave to conquer fears, cause I ain't either of those. I'm hoping to go to Thorpe Park this year and go on some roller coasters, so who ever is scared of heights and roller coasters, come along and we can conquer our fears of heights and roller coasters together ^^.

Nasty Habits

Everybody has some sort nasty habits, don't deny it! With me xD I have too many. LOL. I can't help it sometimes that I do these things cause when I see people do them, I just follow them xD and I'm a guy so yeah xD good excuses.

My first habit is I guess is putting my hands down my pants. I dunno how but some people just don't seem to see that I do it xD and I told some people I do it and they just forget xD so it ain't my problem. It's not like I mess around with my large penis, It's just when it's cold I put my hand down my pants cause it's really warm down there and it feels comfortable. In my opinion I don't think this is bad, the only reason why I consider it bad is that I always give people Hi5s, fist pumps and gangsta hand shakes. LOL. So yeah if it's a cold winters day, you know what to do xD.

My next bad habit is that I wear contact lenses. Well that ain't the habit, it's just that you only suppose to wear your contact lenses for like 10 hours if you wear it everyday. So when I get home from school, I suppose to take it off, but I don't I keep it on till I about to sleep or I sometimes forget and sleep with them on. This is bad especially for your eyes because it can cause infections to your eyes and sadly that did happen xD. I forgot what the infection is called but man it's painful, it feels like if someone has punched you in the eye. So yeah if you wear contact lenses people, wash em properly and take it out once you get home xD.

My next and final bad habit is that I forget to flush the toilet like 99% of the time. That's why I prefer urinals cause that's when you don't have to keep worrying about flushing. My sisters and parents always tell me off for not flushing but I've been doing it for years so they have given up on it. So now they flush every time before they pee first then they flush afterwards when they pee :S. Even when I go to people houses after a pee I wash my hand and as I about to leave the toilet, I'm like shit, Lol forgot to flush again and I go back and flush xD. I guess It's a nasty sight in the toilet if you don't flush cause it's all yellowish, so to make it nice I drink loads of water so my pee is clear and when people go to the toilet they wouldn't think its pee xP. Keekee

Some people say habits are nasty such as swearing, smoking, gambling and drinking. That's right, but people should know that most habits are temporary. Majority of people would quit smoking eventually in their lives such as my uncle. It just takes time for people to stop these habits cause they've gotten so use to it. So with me, I don't put my hands down my pants as much anymore, cause I find it weird now xD.

If you have any bad habits. Tell me xD so I can cuss you down. Jokes xP

Different flavours of water

Everybody always say water tastes the same.. Blah blah blah. The only reason people say that is because they have messed up taste buds.

Let's start of with tap water. I don't get how people can drink tap water, it tastes so metallic. I tried drinking tap water from the toilet before and Omdaiz I started to choke and spat at everything. Who ever drinks tap water should be known as sickos!

Next is volvic. I think volvic should be banned from supermarkets because it ain't even water. Water suppose to taste like water not sugar. So yeah the only time I drink volvic water is when I pinch my nose together so I can't taste it.

Next is sparkling water.... Yeah.. It's a no no.

Finally xD Evian. No jokes lads and ladies. Evian has got to be the best and most delicious water of all time. Alright the price to purchase Evian is quite expensive but it's actually worth it xD. Not only does this bad boy rehydrates you but it also sorta fills you up xD. If you get me. Lol. Yeah anyway for anyone who is having trouble to decide which type of water they want, take my advice and drink Evian cause it's the best damn water you'll ever taste ^^.

Selfishness

You suppose to be selfish to succeed in life right? I guess part of that is correct. I have a friend who's a bitch xD, but I guess I still like her cause I understand why she is that way. Don't want to give away who it is xD. Anyway, one day she told the whole class how selfishness is good in a way and how she likes being rewarded and that. Fair enough, that's her opinion, but man did that tick me off. I felt like tripping her up ( can't hit a girl). Loads of people help her and offer her help all the time and she barely does the same thing, which I think is totally wrong.

I think what I wrote above is a wrong example of what a person should be. I believe helping others and doing charity work is the way forward to a happy and successful life ^^. Being selfish just shows you're a grumpy person who's gonna get beaten up one day ^^. Doing the smallest thing in helping people is much more satisfactory than maybe passing your driving test ^^. You don't have to do much to help people, for example, just by opening a door for a person or when you see a blind man struggling to go somewhere on the streets, you would offer your guidance. Anyway, I always like helping people ^^ because every time I do, it makes me smile ^^. Teehee. So you guys best help people!

Sometimes people call me Lewis Hamilton

Judging my driving over the past 8 months, I would say I am not the best driver. My dad insured me to the KIA C'eed in April and ever since then I have been driving it none stop. At first I wasn't familiar with the car and I kept on stalling and kept on applying too much gas. But the thing is I was acting like a boy racer as well. I always went over the speed limits and went around corners on gear 3 or 4. I always timed myself how fast I would get from Wolverhampton to Walsall and it was 15 mins btw xP. So before on a 30mph road you would be seeing me do 60mph. But now I shit myself when I drive xD. This is because I got caught speeding :(.

It occurred on the day when the last ever Harry Potter film was being premiered and I was fortunate enough to be there xP. At first I was enjoying the film, enjoyed laughing at the people who dressed up thinking they're Harry or whatever etc. Anyway on the way back to Sutton, I turned into a dual carriageway and normally a dual carriageway would be 40mph in a busy area, so I sped on to 40mph and went passed a speed camera and man... it was bright. lol. At first I was like shit, then me and my two mates were laughing our ass off xD To be honest, I didn't really mind the fine and the 3 points that I was going to lose. This is because this incident has taught me a lesson and that is to be more cautious on the road and not speed, because who knows, If that incident didn't occur, I could be speeding still and I could've easily caused a massive collision or something. But nope, I stick with 30mph all the time ^^. So proud of myself.

O btw for the people who don't know much about driving etc. In total you normally would have 12 points on your license. But when you pass your driving, the first 2 years you only allowed 6 points. So yeah, I'm living life on the edge at the moment cause I only have 3 points left xD.

My girl on the left

Driving

I got to admit, I ain't the best driver, but near the best xD. Anyway ^^... I have always been keen on driving ever since my sister passed her driving and how she became more independent and that. So once I turned 16 and 3/4 I quickly ordered my provisional so that when I'm 17, I can learn to drive straight away, which I did. So on 14/09/10 I had my first lesson. I still can remember my first lesson clearly. It was after school and my lesson starts at 5:30 I think, I remember just standing by the window waiting for my instructor to arrive... Eventually he did. At first I thought I would be scared of him but the geezer just reminded me of a fat meerkat. He smelt nice. Anyway, he took me to a car park. Just learnt about controls of a car and did a few turnings etc. so yeah it was a good lesson xP.

I wasn't really a quick learner in driving, it always took me a few goes before I could do maneuvers properly, I stalled in every lesson I had, but luckily on my tests I didn't stall at all xP. So overall had around 45 hours of lessons.

With my Theory test, at first I thought it was going to be hard as hell but everyone always assured me that you can pass even without revising, but I didn't wanna take a risk so I did intense revision for a week xD, well really just doing loads of mock tests and xD it all worked out cause like 48 out of the 50 questions on the real test came up on my mock test. I whizzed through the entire theory test within 20 mins and passed with 49/50 on the theory test and 54/75 on hazard perception. I think. Yay ^^.

With the practical, ok ok ok... I admit for the first time.... I actually am a second timer. I am a bit ashamed to be a second timer, but as people say, they're the better drivers xD. With my first test, I failed on parallel parking. I did alright since my original fucking instructor left me a week before my test and only had the other instructor for like 5 days.

Anyway I had 2 months to prepare for my 2nd test cause there was a long waiting list :(. So I had 2 lessons cause I was confident in passing ( not trying to be cocky). I was really determine to pass... Cause I didn't want people to laugh at me xD. Anyway yeah xD I did everything properly. Passed with 3 minors ^^.

I'm not amazing at driving like some of my friends who passed with 0 minors and with only 20 hours of lesson and I'm not a shit driver like my sister who passed on her 4th go and still drives like a fanny on 3rd gear. Anyway all I'm trying to say is that, yeah it's embarrassing to fail a driving test cause you'll expect loads of people to laugh at you, so there's more pressure on you to pass, but that's a good thing in my opinion, because if you pass you have more of a satisfaction because firstly 'you pass' and secondly you get to laugh at your friends back because you've proven them wrong ^^. So if you hear me cursing you to fail, I want you to pass really ^^.

It's never too late

Many people had swimming lessons on a saturday when they were young, not me, I had piano lessons. Most of my mates went to chinese school ever since they were 5 and continued on till A level, not me, I went twice and quitted both times. Now I am sitting on my bed regretting not doing those things.

Lets start of with swimming. Well I ain't saying I never had lessons, I did have like maybe 5 lessons when I was in year 6 and I did have a few lessons through out year 7. But the thing is, I never actually bothered to learn swimming properly. In year 6 I was forced to wear arm bands. Yeah they don't work, the only thing they do to you is give an excuse to your mates to laugh at you :(. Secondly through out my lessons in year 7, I actually hated swimming and I pretended I could swim. When a teacher tells me to swim a width of the swimming pool and when he isn't looking, I quickly walk it to make it seem like I could actually swim xP. Anyway it all changed in the year 2010. I went swimming with someone and that person taught me how to swim in 30 mins, It isn't that hard if you actually listen to your teacher or friend and if you actually try and learn to swim. YOU WILL ACTUALLY SWIM! xD. After 16 years of embarrassing myself by not being able to swim, I can actually officially say I can swim now ^^... well only front crawl, I failed at the back stroke, and breast stroke. Lol.. butterfly looks gay.

With chinese school, I actually couldn't bother with because I found learning chinese was hard. The characters look like fricken pictures you see in a children's book or something. Also on a Saturday, I had chinese school, piano lesson and tutors all on the same day and that was proper stressful and tiring, so I couldn't really focus on chinese. But anyway, I started to have an interest in the chinese language two years ago. I can't really read chinese, but I can speak it much more better now cause I ask for help xP, I can read some characters xD, and my listening skills for chinese is actually alright xP. Anyway, even though most of my mates have qualifications for chinese at GCSE or A level, it doesn't mean it is too late for me, that is why I am learning chinese at university and hopefully after 4 years of hard work, I will whoop those bitches asses at chinese ^^.

Girls

I got to admit, before girls didn't mean much to me, maybe because I went to an all boys school and gotten use to life without girls like most of my friends. Even when I had the opportunity to talk to girls I found it hard, I just didn't know what to say to them but anyway, time has past so quickly, now I am addicted to girls. O yeah.............. xD.

Have you guys ever met a wonderful girl in your life, cause I have.. Too many times. You can tell when a girl is special because the girl would make you skip a heart beat every time you see her. The girl would make your palms sweaty and your knees weak when she approaches you. And when she talks to you, the only thing you can do is stare at her because you are lost for words on how beautiful she is. The sad thing is, you will always think they are too good for you and you don't seize the opportunity to catch that special girl and instead you lose it to some Penis Breath. I guess that is life and you move on until you actually have the courage to ask the girl out.

Anyway xD my ideal girl xP....... Well.... I prefer personality over looks, but I ain't saying purely on personality, I would say around 70% personality and 30% looks cause I ain't dating any dutty girl. lol. The girl can't be fat because I would want to pick up my girlfriend not the other way round. lol. The girl's personality has to be proper bubbly because I don't want a moody one who would moan all day and make me wish I was gay. The girl has to have hair longer than their shoulder length, because, first of all, I have no friends that are girls that have hair shorter than that, and secondly, they look like men!!! Also I can't have a girlfriend that is taller than me... cause it'll be awkward if I have to tip toe to kiss her xD. Finally I want a girl who I could talk to everyday and not get bored of and when I say a joke, she best laugh or there would be awkward silence. LOL!!!

Through out my life, I have liked a handful of girls and all of them were different, for example, the skin colour, the hair style, and finally the personality. All I am trying to say is that, all girls are unique and special in their own way and if you like that girl you should appreciate her and go for her even if she has some bad sides to her. Nobody is perfect and you are very unlikely to find that perfect girl, so allow what I said on the last paragraph. If you see a girl and you start to have feelings for her, go for her, even if she doesn't suit your description cause you don't know, she could turn out to be amazing ^^.

My love for Apple

It's not what you think guys.... I don't really eat apples, to be honest, I barely eat any fruits because it doesn't really fill me up. No wait, I hate fruits! When ever there is a fruit cake I always eat the sponge but lick the cream of the fruits and spit it out again and offer the fruits to other people xD.

Anyway, As my friends know, I'm a Big fan of Apple products. I literally have everything from Apple, such as, 2 iPhone 4(s), 1 iPhone 2g, well I did have the iPhone 3 xD, mac pro, mac air, iPod nano 2nd, 3rd and 6th generation, iPod shuffle 2nd and 4 generation, and the IMac. Nobody, I mean nobody can beat my collection of Apple products.

To continue my love for Apple products has come to a halt recently, I don't wanna sound like a dick head, but I am gonna. You know... I thought being the first person in my year to have an IPhone ever is quite cool and that, but Omdaiz!!!! Over the past 3 years, literally everyone has one and it bloody ticks me off!!! Especially when I was about to get the iPhone 4s then I go find out 5 people already went and got it before me. Dont't want say some names cause I ain't that much of a prick (nathan and sam) I felt like farting on their faces. Lucky cunts, but anyway I got so annoyed that so many people got the iPhone 4s before me that it got to a point where I don't want it no more and that I think it's shit, now I want a different phone which nobody has, for example the Samsung galaxy.
Another piss take is that I was like one of the first people to get the mac air and pro, then all of a sudden, over the past 6 months, I go find out another 10 more people go get it. I'm like -.-... Apple is my thing, why you guys have to ruin it. Schlong face cunts.

But nah really xD in the end I still love Apple products because they're so wonderful and advance. Maybe I won't buy the iPhone 4s but I'll make sure I'll be the first to buy the iPhone 5 and continue my love for Apple ^^.

Anyway I'm writing this post to show you guys what I love and cherish. If you love something or somebody, don't give up on that thing or person. Yeah maybe you might hate that thing or person but you know it deep down, you'll always love that thing or person :.)

TEEHEE!

Getting back to the working Mood

At the moment I am trying to revise because I have 4 essay exams coming up this month and next month. I'm lucky that all my exams are spread out with one exam each week, but man, I am finding revision extremely hard at the moment I am trying not to distract myself from revision by just listening to music and having educational pages open on the internet.

It might sound gay but I always motivate myself by saying "Come on David"- "Focus". It actually works, it's a way of like disciplining yourself, telling yourself to stay on topic and not get distracted. Say it under your breath so you don't embarrass yourself xP.

I have 4 exams and I think all of them will be hard for me because I need to sink in a lot of information in a short period of time, but I faith in myself and that's all I need to do well at school. I really want to go to Manchester University and they have already gave me an offer which I am extremely happy about, now it is the hard bit and that is to achieve the grades.

Me working xD

Anyway this is a random post, telling you guys how easily distracted I get but how easily I can get myself to focus again. Who ever have exams this month or early next month, GOOD LUCK!!! If you haven't started revision, there is still TIME!!! just utilise it properly now. PEW PEW..... REVISE!!!!!! and have faith in yourself to do well, cause I have faith in you guys xP!!!

Video Games

Before, I use to spend my whole life with a screen in front of me. I remember I use to play pokemon all the time on my gameboy and gameboy advance. Then came online games such as Gunbound and Gunz then after that there, were PSPs, games such as GTA. But anyway, I stopped playing all these games like 3 years ago. This is because I thought what can I achieve by winning on games and that.... nothing apart from satisfaction by whooping peoples' asses.

Man, I remember those good old days when me and my bro use to run back home and try and beat each other to the computer cause we only had one computer between us and as usual... I always beat him to it. But things changed now, Now i have 5 laptops and my bro has 2 computer in his room so it's all chilling ^^.

The worse thing about playing online games is that when I use to lose xD... I use to bang on the keyboard and shout at the computer screen with frustration and anger xD. The reason for my bad eye sight is cause of video games, but ever since I have stopped, my eye sight has stayed the same ^^. Plus, with all the spare time I have from not playing games, I have started to play more sports, practice piano, learn to play the guitar, socialise, work and do some charity work.

Anyway, everything changed a week ago. I started to go out less, I barely touched the piano, dust started to pile up on the guitar. This is because stripeytofu introduced me to this game even though I told him that I can't get addicted to games, but sadly I did and the bad boy game is called Bejewelled. I recommend people with the iPhone to download it. It's such a bad ass game, it's fun, it's simple and it's free to download xP.

Try and beat my score of 390,350 I've been trying for days, and MAN its SOLID AS HELL!!!! SO I've given up with games again xP and starting to play piano and starting to exercise again ^^.

Anyway, who ever is reading this post, I want you to put down that controller you are holding, get of the chair or sofa you are sitting on and do things that actually matters!!! The only thing video games can do to you is wreck your eye sights, that's why most of you are known as 4 eyes! Trust me, you'll feel much more better playing piano, or going to the gym and the best thing is that you get to save loads of money by not buying games or using up all that electricity.

^^

First time being sick (in a while)

It's true, I haven't been sick in like over 5 years, but it all changed on 30/12/11. On that day my cousin set up a gathering. Yeah at first, I thought it would be just drinking a bottle or 2 of beer and just having a laugh, but instead it got out of hand. My friend (lets call him dick head), made us play a game called the ring of fire ( if you guys dunno how to play it or what it is just search it up on wikipedia). At first, I was doing fine, had a few shots, but then, dick head or the other dick head made me down 5 shots quickly and man did that mess me up big time. All I remember after that was that I tried to play River Flows in You by Yiruma but I couldn't and I kept flopping and after that I think I just passed out. O o... wait I remember that Dick heads parents came over and kept saying they're gonna call my parents and all I kept moaning was No xD.

Anyway yeah xD it was a sick night xD but it has put me off drinking for a very long time cause every time I think about that night I have this weird feeling in my stomach so I try and blank it out as much as possible. Also. OMDAIZ!!!! I had to dump my joggers and my diesel shirt cause it was full of sick and it stank like stale poo. SO yeah, no more drinking. O yeah also those dick heads on that night stripped me down naked and drew on me with a permanent marker... call themselves friends pfft. Lol. I couldn't clean some parts of my body simply because I couldn't reach some parts of my body. On a level, which sicko would draw under my armpit. Lol.

Anyway, whoever reads this post, I want you to learn that drinking isn't that great or fun, the only thing it does is embarrass yourself and that there are other ways of socialising. Yeah I guess you feel more confident and out going, but afterwards you'll be like, why did I do it.

 The hangover is the worse especially, because your head hurts, your stomach feels weird, you feel sick and worse thing is that you have to pee like every hour and that's annoying.

To show how bad it was. I have a pictures to show ^^.

They took advantage of me and drew on me :(

Yeah... Im lying on sick :(

Turning Point

I was never really interested in my culture and background. I hated the fact that I was chinese, to be honest, I was bad at being chinese. I can't really speak cantonese properly although it has improved loads over the past year xP. I preferred to go on holiday to places such as Australia or France, but never Hong Kong or China. Through out my life I got to admit that I have been racially abused, I didn't really like it and I couldn't do much about it cause I was small :(. But now, I can back hand those bitches for jokes ^^.



Anyway, the turning point in my life has got to be the year of 2009 when i was in year 10. It might sound stupid and that, but it was when I started wearing contact lenses and I started to feel more confident about myself, but now, I don't really mind how I look. Before I was quite skinny, with a bad hair cut and my face was full spots and I even had some on my bum cheeks xD ( hurt like hell when I sat down). I didn't really know many girls at that age....... ok ok xD I knew none, maybe it was because I went to an all boys school and that I didn't join any activity groups out of school, but o well, I know too many now xD.



Back to the main topic, I got to admit, meeting Stripeytofu has really helped me in life because of him I wouldn't have met so many wonderful people. He's an amazing guy, and I hope we don't lose contact of each other even though we joke about this is our final year and that we are going to meet new people and forget about each other xD. Me and him knew each other since year 7, but we never, actually, I don't think we spoke til year 10. We only started to talk and that because we found out we were going on the same summer camp and we were both proper excited about meeting girls, having a fun time, chatting to girls, looking at girls, drooling over girls, yeah you get the point. Man lifes gooooood xD.

Just before the summer camp, Stripeytofu tofu introduced me to some people, don't like saying names, so lets say they are quite bench xD. Them guys were amazing, had great laughs with em and especially when all of us including my cuzzy were in China having a sick time. I would say meeting them guys made life so much more easier for me because it made me notice that making new friends ain't hard at all, you just have to be yourself. I spoke to them guys as if I knew em years ago. Yeah, so from then on, I made shit loads of friends. Now I even can make convos with strangers for jokes.

So yeah to summarise, I would say 2009 will always be in my memory. I always look back to that year when I'm just lying in bed and thinking.



To prove how much I have changed, I'll show you guys a picture of me when i was 15 and a picture of me now.

This was me back in year 10

This is me Now

My first ever blog

Let me start by introducing myself. My name is David, I come from a city calledWolverhampton and I'm 18.

There isn't really much about me that is interesting to you guys. Well to be honest, I doubt most of my blogs will be interesting at all, but I got inspired to start a blog by a guy called Stripeytofu ( check out his blogs it's eye catching and makes you smile a lot ^^)

 http://stripeytofu.blogspot.com/