Pick up Lines

Pick up lines are great to get girl's numbers with. Half of the time it will work, and half of the time it will back fire and the girl would just go WTF and walk away, but who cares xD, they can just piss off ennit xD.

Anyway if you are successful then great xD. My personal experience using pick up lines has failed badly :(. I keep on forgetting how the pick up line goes so I cock up when I say it and afterwards I'm like allow it, but now, I'm rehearsing them and hopefully It'll work xD.

Here's some I found online xD. I'll be using some of these at school tomoz xP!

• What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
• You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
• Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
• I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
• Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
• I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
• I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
• Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems
• Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
• If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
• If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
• "Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?"
• Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
• Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
• Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .
• Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
• If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away
• Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.