Why I will never get fat

If you are my friend or family or whatever, you know how much I eat and you wonder why I ain't fat like you guys xD. jokes. Nah on a level, some of you need to drop a few pounds. Lol. Anyway xD, I make sure I eat three meals a day and sometimes I can eat up to 5-6 meals a day xP. I'll tell you guys what I eat during the day, it varies loads, but most of the time I have:

Breakfast: I have dumplings or double egg sandwich or noodles or pie or maccy breakfast. LOL and a bottle of evian.

Lunch: I'm at school most of the time so I have school lunch cause it's so bum!!! if not I go to maccys or the chippy. To drink, at school I drink nothing, if I go to the chippy, a can of sprite, at maccys a cup of coke xP. Also when I go maccys I get a free hamburger cause I have a student card ^^.

Tea: Ok, I'm confused now on what you call these meals. I'll just make it up on the way. Anyway after school, I mainly drive me and my bro to the takeaway and I tend to have steak most of the time, but if my takeaway runs out of steak, I have chicken fried rice with curry xD. O o I also drink water or coke with that meal.

I get home and wait an hour or two: My mum makes food for my sisters at home, but sometimes I feel hungry still so I just have some as well xD. It's basically just rice, some vegetables, fish, and like ribs or chicken. O o I have evian with that meal.

When I go pick up my mum from work: Everyday I go pick up my mum from the takeaway cause the bus stopped running from my takeaway to the house so I'm like, 'I'll pick you up everyday'. Anyway I feel hungry again ennit, so I order more food. I always order fried rice, with chips and curry. O and I drink evian with that meal  as well.

Throughout the day: I guess sometimes I have a chocolate bar or something like that If I am feeling hungry. Sometimes I just drive to Asda just to buy cake xD. Also I make fried rice, noodles or egg sandwich cause yeah those are my favourite foods to be honest xD.

You guys must be thinking now, how the hell can you eat that much and still not be fat. Well it's simple:

Firstly I exercise frequently cause I wanna stay fit and in good shape cause I just don't want to be fat.

Secondly I think cause I chew a lot of gum, yeah.. I dunno how to explain it. lol

Thirdly I have daily dumps. As in you know, I shit a lot. I shit everyday, sometimes twice. So yeah.

So yeah if you guys don't want to get fat, I guess just chew gum everyday cause you get fresher breaths and I guess it helps with losing weight xD. Also eat a lot of fibre so that you can shit most of the things you eat out everyday xD. O o... Yeah.. you lazy buggers, go exercise.

 If you guys can't bother to do all that then just eat healthy xP or starve yourself. Jokes about the last point though. If you exercise and that, you feel much better about yourself. Trust me xP. I hate it when people complain about being fat -.-.... it's like do something about it or I'm gonna cuss the crap out of you.

xD.